beto9
2013-03-29, 01:02 PM
Do you wake up sweating and screaming "Dead stick!!! Dead stick!!!!"?
Do you have trouble concentrating?
Have you lost your appetite?
The reason is simple: Indoor flying is finished, winter flying is no more and summer flying is a few weeks away.
There are some simple techniques to cope with these problems.
a) Monopolize the computer to play Flight Simulator even if the kids have to do their home work. After all, your mental health is very important to them.
b) Go buy a new plane. It has been proven that your hands full of dry CA have a soothing effect on your mind.
c) Fly your heli in the living room. When your wife gets really upset because you broke the flower vase that auntie Gladys gave you for your wedding stomp out of the house and go buy a new heli. Then buy another flower vase at the Dollar store. Magic.
d) Lift your plane over your head and make engine noises all the while executing the most daring aerobatic maneuvers you can think. Do not stop even if the police and the guys with the white smokes are at your door. You can claim that you are eccentric (rich people who are crazy. Is the same thing as kleptomaniac vs. shop lifting, socially).
After field day, provided you worked hard, those symptoms are going away and you will return to be that crazy guy everybody cares about. And you will fly, brother, you will fly...
Do you have trouble concentrating?
Have you lost your appetite?
The reason is simple: Indoor flying is finished, winter flying is no more and summer flying is a few weeks away.
There are some simple techniques to cope with these problems.
a) Monopolize the computer to play Flight Simulator even if the kids have to do their home work. After all, your mental health is very important to them.
b) Go buy a new plane. It has been proven that your hands full of dry CA have a soothing effect on your mind.
c) Fly your heli in the living room. When your wife gets really upset because you broke the flower vase that auntie Gladys gave you for your wedding stomp out of the house and go buy a new heli. Then buy another flower vase at the Dollar store. Magic.
d) Lift your plane over your head and make engine noises all the while executing the most daring aerobatic maneuvers you can think. Do not stop even if the police and the guys with the white smokes are at your door. You can claim that you are eccentric (rich people who are crazy. Is the same thing as kleptomaniac vs. shop lifting, socially).
After field day, provided you worked hard, those symptoms are going away and you will return to be that crazy guy everybody cares about. And you will fly, brother, you will fly...